Hilarious Jokes I've heard

These are some hilarious jokes my Mom got mostly in her mail from my Uncle Butch.
Some were too funny for me not to post, so I thought I'd share with you my favorite ones.

This is my favorite computer joke I've ever heard! It's one out of a bunch of jokes
called, "Computer illiterates."

True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech : "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my
warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech : "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech : "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I
am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional,
at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder?
Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '24X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he was
laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of
the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder.

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